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• was he italian? I know the Italian for suppository is innuendo : drucifer
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  really? i would think that would be the highlight of your day. : arcane_
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    the dude thought he was calling him a 'stuck up cunt' : drucifer
    • Well done. : Thisispol
    • hahaha bravo sir : nodebug
    • lol : TrptJim
    • Oh drucifer. : aaarrrgh
    • You cunning runt. : rosewood
    • bwahaha : zakazi
    • you are amazing : slickdoody
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    While I have no issues purchasing tampons/etc like many men do, I do not think I would enjoy trying to pa... : Slowtreme
    • lol, im actually curious on how he played this out. either way you do it (pantomime or draw it out) you w... : arcane_
• Mi mujer tiene sangre de la mes. : i am the baker
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  tip, it's called tampon german too :) : moshman
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    Yeah I am confused about that part too - perhaps his accent made him unintelligible ? : Lightbulb
    • I asked for tampons and he kept giving me packets of tissues : jbury
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  "Mike, can I get a price check on the 'Vagi-Stretch' 30-pack tampon with pearl-tip applicator"? : Xin Jing Client 1a
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    Why are men bothered by tampon purchasing. Even if they did holler out a price check? No one could reason... : Slowtreme
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      There are many situations in life where "reasonable expectation" is overruled by the potential to laugh a... : Xin Jing Client 1a
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        but I don't see how it's awkward for a guy, it's probably awkward for a woman though. If I was a checker ... : Slowtreme
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          Unless a woman is exceptionally sensitive and seeing that a mature woman not using some form of hormone c... : Xin Jing Client 1a
          • I just dont see why anyone would ever have to explain a tampon purchase. Especially a guy. Even if someon... : Slowtreme
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      yeah ive picked up tampons for my gf before, no big deal. it's not like "omg what if they think these ar... : arizona bay
      • I like to carry a glass of strawberry kool-aid with me, when I go to the store to buy tampons for my wife... : dysfunctional
• did he try to sell your a dildo? : Dravenport
• Odds are he understood English just fine, but found the situation to amusing to pass up. : Frozen Pixel
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  how hidden could they be in a drugstore? I mean they have a whole aisle of feminine products here in Can... : redfive
  • It was actually a kiosk, shops aren't open in Germany on sundays : jbury
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  why were you buying tampons? : mikecyb
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    because he and some other men actually have relationships with a female and they do stuff for each other.... : reznory
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      oh thanks I had no idea, what would I do without you, reznory? my point was that it's a very personal ... : mikecyb
      • You equate condoms and tampons with "a big penis pump"? : SiW.
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        LOL. Being in a relationship is very personal. What's gonna happen if you get hurt or very sick and nee... : reznory
        • that's an entirely different scenario than just buying them at the store while you are out : mikecyb
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        Well, don't get married, then. Cause you'll definitely have to buy tampons. : TShandy
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          marriage sounds awesome I'm totally there! : mikecyb
          • Yeah, if the big downside for you is having to buy tampons, it's pretty cool. : TShandy
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        i really don't see what's so embarrassing about buying tampons : qwpeoriu
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          guys I don't want to fight any more, you have convinced me! I'm going to walgreens right not to buy thir... : mikecyb
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            You basically had 2 tampons up your nostrils at all times at Quakecon I don't see what the big deal is : tomservo
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              don't talk that way about Portax and askedrelic :( : mikecyb
              • http://instantrimjob.com : rosewood
              • hahahaha : tomservo
          • hahah mike you are so bitter, never change : askedrelic
      • Well it's quite simple. If a girl starts bleeding and needs them you go buy them - you don't expect her t : jbury
      • lol : Maarten Goldstein
      • What the hell? I've always bought tampons for my mother if she is not able to visit the store or forgot t... : vikramwillrock
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        You don't buy her toilet paper either, right? Because then people would know you and she both poop. : rosewood
        • correct : mikecyb
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        Dude, you've never bought her tampons? How long have you been together? : Deathlove
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          I dunno, like two years? : mikecyb
          • Go buy her tampons right this instant, you never know the joy of it let me tell you. A whole new world w... : DM7
      • this is only slightly less ridiculous than the "you must be a slut to text message about sex" : JINKY
      • cyber mike, usually you and I are on the same page. But you're nuts here, buddy. Man up. : brickmatt
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    because he was running errands for someone on their period : dantastic
    • It's either do this, or move far away. : I7 SilverFox
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    I have NO problem buying tampons. It's means we made it another month without having to convince a Cathol... : Rauol Duke
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      well I guess that's one way to look at it. I've never had a girlfriend ask me to buy them though, I dunn... : mikecyb
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        Or maybe you date men. OLOLOLLOOLLOLOLOOOOOOHTHEHUMANITY : Rauol Duke
        • that was a clerical error!! : mikecyb
    • I am the Karl Rove of abortion convincing : tomservo
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    can you thread shit on your own subthread? :P : Downforce
    • I have learned my lesson :( : mikecyb
• Fuck that, my gf once forced me to ask my FREAKING MOTHER if she had any spare tampons. That's like a dou... : Mr.Finkster

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  So it was me, Dr. Alco, d0gbert, and Crimson-X starting off. Deathofrats joined in later and Arctic Fo... : zen2k
  • the finales are so hard imho. : Sgt_Boomstick
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    A bit off topic, but I just looooove that effect on the guitar that plays at the beginning of a map in th... : DrWaffles
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      OH MY GOD THAT PLANE CRASH IS AWESOME. : DrWaffles
      • Yeah I can watch that all day. So incredible. : SatansFist
      • I've seen it like 4 times and it is still fucking awesome everytime. I just want it to blow up even more ... : glio1337
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        haha first time i saw that i was ahead of everyone at the end of the ramp and i was like sweet guys check... : fletch_
        • Yeah the first time we saw it Chepito was at the front of the ramp and he said "I think that plane is goi... : Arctic Fox
      • yeah, there was a chorus of holy shit when we saw that the first time : chazums
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    the youtube video only goes to like 3:45. there is no ending. : hirez
    • there is a 2nd one : boomstickah
    • oh wait, I get it, its a response to the 2nd part. : hirez
  • that's a great spot, it looked really defensible. 29 times. you guys are serious! : hirez
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    Yeah that was epic. Great last run :). Just bummed I didn't make the flight :(. Should have left d0gb... : Alco23
    • If I had seen the horde I could have got them I think, but I was like, 'you guys are alright, I'm getting... : zen2k
  • Almost the exact same ending for my buddy last night. I was dead, and he was incapacitated on the ramp it... : ihya
  • Just rewatched, that shit was epic. lol Alco died inches from the ramp of the plane. That was a really go... : Arctic Fox
  • tons of fun =) Thanks for playing : Crimson
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    aw you need to provide part 2 in HQ. awesome though! I love this game so much : mikecyb
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      part 2 is in HQ : manero
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        there was no little 'watch in high quality' link under the video when I watched it :( : mikecyb
        • You could just download the .dem file and watch it in game from ANY character viewpoint! : Arctic Fox
  • So fucking awesome. Nice job on recording that too, those final stats are fucking nuts. : d0gbert
  • My first ever go at the game was on this map with 3 friends on expert. We sailed past the first level,... : Beady
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    how do you record your game in steam? is that a command in the console? i would like to know so i could s... : [eluder]
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      http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Help:Recording_demos#Basic_Demo_Recording Same for all Valve games. : Arctic Fox
      • thanks : [eluder]
  • I don't think I've seen someone take 14k in damage in a campaign before. Awesome work, though it was sad... : DHAvatar
  • I was playing with Raitei, my friend Alex, and project13 on the No Mercy campaign. Unfortunately, I di... : Rice-Rocketeer
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  Earlier today I was at OverloadUT's LAN Party and was playing Versus on that farm map. They held us off r... : Sailor of Fortune
  • yeah I love that very last tank. On No Mercy I spawned as tank, took out two guys IN THE HELICOPTER and t... : aeg1x
  • That was probably my favorite round despite us losing. :D : OverloadUT
• I had to bail on MrBlarg and others yesterday at the finale of Blood Harvest. I'm sure they finished it b... : Mmmmmoo
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  In the hospital level, Zoey said this line of dialog while waiting for the elevator go get to the top. I ... : OverloadUT
  • hahaha, that's awesome. : zakazi
  • lol, between this and the commentary, they seem to have addressed almost everyone's gripes with the game ... : Arctic Fox
  • haha oh my god that's pretty awesome. I love Valve's writers so much :( : mikecyb
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    has anyone ever heard this in-game? http://mmmmmoo.com/files/games/l4d/gameover.wav : Mmmmmoo
    • Awesome! : Arctic Fox
    • Yea, she says this sometimes in the Elevator ride in No Mercy. Right afterwards they all burst out laughi... : Neech
    • lol yeah I heard this one today, we all started laughing out loud : glio1337
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    Who is the voice of Zoey? It is so familiar but I can't place it : glio1337
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      That's because she's been in everything: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1071768/ I'd guess you know her as... : Arctic Fox
      • That's who I thought it was at first but she sounded slightly off : glio1337
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  My story (repost): We were playing on advanced and got to the last mission on No Mercy. After trying ... : Lionel2b
  • lolol : Maddog_Delphi97
  • hahah : NastyJack
  • lololol : midgetherder
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  Its all about Chaingunning that tank at the end. : chilln
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    Depends which direction he comes from. You can do without, but it's definitely harder. You just need to h... : Arctic Fox
    • I had a fun tank run with all the survivors crammed up onto that tiny roof >:) *whap* : cowbs
• I still can't get over where our entire team was alive when the rescue vehicle shows up, I'm running full... : Wisp!